Sunday, March 30, 2008

Enormous Tabasco Sauce Bottle Appears in Downtown Rochester

Incredibly, a gigantic Tabasco Sauce bottle appeared on the Rochester, NY city skyline yesterday. Enigmatically empty, it is unknown why this titanic icon mysteriously appeared. Several members of local law enforcement have approached the gargantuan bottle, but the glass is so thick and the cap so large, that opening the bottle seems exceedingly unlikely. There appears to be absolutely no solid or liquid remnants inside the bottle, which begs the questions, "Is it expected that the bottle be refilled?" and "Is this some spice-loving Titan's refuse?" More updates will be posted as information is revealed.

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